Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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