im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I love having hate sex.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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