pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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