I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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