You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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