grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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