went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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