He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
