Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
