i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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