in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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