Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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