Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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