38 yer olds are good kisserssss
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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