Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Randomize
