I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Do vagina's smell?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Randomize
