Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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