How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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