you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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