My Higher Power is John Stamos
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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