"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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