She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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