Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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