dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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