He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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