I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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