Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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