my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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