This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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