Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
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