you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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