Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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