OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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