The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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