my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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