She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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