Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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