I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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