Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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