He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
So. Much. Porn.
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