I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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