So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i was born a porn star she said
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
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