I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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