I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Dear god my vagina.
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