nut hugger
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Randomize
