we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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