He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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