OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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