I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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