So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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