I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
My balls are so social today.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Shame is for Republicans.
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