The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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