Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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