Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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